Is here! As previewed in our exclusive article a few weeks ago, this is a sendup of the HBO hit show Game of Thrones as though the characters are in high school. Watch below and we’ll discuss shortly!
FIRST THINGS FIRST: Check out those opening graphics am I right?
Professional grade stuff right there.
Most of what we see in the opening we got from the previous article: The school is full of cliques, and where you stand is important. Yet there are some gems here too: the prom king/queen posters featuring Renly and Loras, and “Mel and Stannis,” with the adorably unshaven Maxwell Glick sporting a thumbs-up? Cut to Mel warning everyone that “prom night is dark and full of terrors” and Stannis asking who has accepted the Lord of Light as their personal lord and savior? Full of awesome.
And then there’s Sansa.
And Joey. I mean Greyjoy.
The episode mostly focuses on the prom king/queen drama and introduces the concept of the cliques. Sansa has a total hipster boner for Joffrey and by the end of the episode is his lady in waiting. We even get a hint of Tyrion, courting the affections of Jon Snow (“You know you’re adopted right?” Sansa blurts at him) and Dani Targaryen, an apparent pyro with drawings of dragons on her jeans.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m all in. Yes? No? Survey says?